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Ste
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19th May 07 at 08:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Police are asking for witnesses to a mysterious death of an Ice Cream Man.
He was found dead in his Ice Cream Van with 'Hundreds & Thousands' sprinkled all over his head.
In a Police Statement, a spokesman said they suspect he may have topped himself.












Must be linked to the guy who accidentally snorted curry powder thinking it was cocaine ...............

And now he's in a korma







Or the guy who was admitted to A&E with a hoover attachment stuck in his bottom ................

Apparently he's picking up nicely now


Or the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli.

He was dragged under by a strong current!


I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
Bart
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19th May 07 at 08:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no no no no no no.

logout and delete your account.
mikeef
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
no no no no no no.

logout and delete your account.


Now!
bigdan
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i was amused






by how shit they were
andyc1234
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it made me chuckle
ed
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Get your coat
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ya barred!
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart
no no no no no no.

logout and delete your account and cancel internet subscription


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Ste
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c'mon, shit jokes are the funniest.

just like,

Paddy and mick were in a rowing boat in the middle of a corn field getting no-where. another fella called paddy was driving past in his car, seen them and stopped, jumped out and shouted over, 'its you frickin idiots that give us paddys a bad name, if i could swim, i'd come over there and kick your arses'



I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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Tom J
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anyone got any decent sheff utd ones
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom J
anyone got any decent sheff utd ones


Oh theres nothing decent about Sheffield United
Whittie
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pdwhelan
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love them sort of jokes.. especialy how you linked them all together

 
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