Colin
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> >Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that
> >despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
> >
> >Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show,
>Cilla
> >said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer.
> >Lets go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
> >
> >So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to
> >bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean
>says,
> >"If you think that was good, let me shleep for half a hour, and we can
>have
> >better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and
> >ma wullie in your right hand".
> >
> >Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
> >
> >He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than
> >before.
> >
> >Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for
>an
> >hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
> >
> >"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem
> >hun".
> >Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind
> >blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette
>and
> >Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, this
> >'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in the other - does it really
> >stimulate yer that much?"
> >
> >Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a
> >scouser , she stole ma wallet !".
*no offence with the scouser part Ian.
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