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Skylined
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   5th May 07 at 16:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says 'I vish to buy sex vit you''OK' says the girl, 'I'll charge 100 dollars an hour'
"Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky"
"No problem' she replies cautiously, 'I can do a little kinky"
So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
'I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs.'
The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
'Now you vill get on your hans and knees.'
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
'You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you.'
She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.
The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
Finally she gasps 'That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?''Ah', says the German,
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'Four-sprung duck technique'
Ben G
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5th May 07 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
bit shit

but worth a as i feel this may be ash in a couple of months time
Mike
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5th May 07 at 17:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I thought it was quite good
drax
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5th May 07 at 17:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL!!!!!!!!
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<reaine (sp) the liverpool keepers house was robbed during the cl match, frank lampard is being held suspect as he went missing from 7.45>
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5th May 07 at 22:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
this may be ash in a couple of months time



Skylined
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6th May 07 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
well i liked it
sam-smith
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6th May 07 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dont get it
Skylined
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6th May 07 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ever heard of 'vorsprung durch tecknik'

or something like that
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no

 
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