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SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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25th Apr 07 at 16:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Went to visit a user today to sort our her wireless problem on her laptop.

was end of day and i was in a cba mood, but soon perked up when this fittie greeted me at the door. she was pretty damn fine and we were getting on all, i was just about coping with being a slick motherfucker when i noticed something.

It was about 5/6 months preggers! I didnt realise at first as she had a black baggy top on. My george clooney slickness started to go out the window and an increasingly alarming rate. I started stuttering and mincing my words especially when she said "im on maternity leave soon" and started rubbing her belly. All i could think about was pregnant anal volume XI, curse the day where i discovered the book "pregnancy and nursing" on my mums bookshelf when i was an 11yr old boy starting puberty, it all stems from there
PaulW
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Registered: 26th Jan 03
Location: Atherton, Greater Manchester
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25th Apr 07 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


make no moves to try slip her the pole then??
Bram
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Derby
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25th Apr 07 at 16:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your a lovely boy Seth
strick206
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Wigan Drives:Integra DC5
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gooner_47
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Registered: 20th Jul 04
Location: Bexhill/Croydon
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25th Apr 07 at 16:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
All i could think about was pregnant anal volume XI


Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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25th Apr 07 at 16:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL
J da Silva
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Registered: 10th Apr 03
Location: The FACTory
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25th Apr 07 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Break her waters, and make her scream.
Hamish
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Registered: 4th Apr 05
Location: Ashtead, Surrey Drives: 100bhp Mint with Hole
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25th Apr 07 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Touch the babies head with your head
Mark1984_SRI
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Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
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25th Apr 07 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That is one of the funniest stories i've heard

[Edited on 25-04-2007 by Mark1984_SRI]
mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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25th Apr 07 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
funny as fuck
Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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25th Apr 07 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Give the baby a nudge - go on....dooooo iiiiiit!!
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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Legend
gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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25th Apr 07 at 18:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ROFLCOPTER
Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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25th Apr 07 at 18:11   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
did she have milky nipples?

 
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