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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
The one involving drink and texts? If so, what happened?


Kissing in a club... thats it atm. she's dumping bf soon night xx
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Dom
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
On another note.... looked who's just logged on

MissStephanie says:
hi
MissStephanie says:
u ther?


this the wifey you want to get all lovey dovey with?


yesh.


should see if shes free friday night too
Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
The one involving drink and texts? If so, what happened?


Kissing in a club... thats it atm. she's dumping bf soon night xx


Good lad Keep me updated. Night night
RyanSxi
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11th Apr 07 at 07:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

whittie, i left this thread yesterday at page 6. i thought to myself, this lad isn't gonna get anywhere fast (imo).

i have now read pages 6-10.

legend
Tommy L
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drax
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This thread is legendary, looking forward to the out come on friday
Tommy L
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11th Apr 07 at 10:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

need pics aswell
Tom
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11th Apr 07 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Whittie good effort.

Secured the fuck, fucked off the effort/money and embarrasment of getting her to leave

Fucking PLAYER
Whittie
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12th Apr 07 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Steph wants to go out tomorrow night now What to do
andy1868
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i get confused with all these names, steph is the one you've been pineing over?
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
i get confused with all these names, steph is the one you've been pineing over?


Shes the one i want to see to be honest.
andy1868
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righto, go out with her instead then, simple
Whittie
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MissStephanie says:
neither do i , but its guna look dogdy if i tell him that am goin to av a drik with u
Whittie says:
but if ur gunna dump him, wil it make any difference??
Whittie says:
u dont wanna dump him do ya?
MissStephanie says:
i do but, if am not single by tomoro night then wat shall i say to him
Whittie says:
im goin out for a drink with a mate
CorsAsh
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12th Apr 07 at 22:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I love classy girls
Eck
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I hate the way she speaks and @ Ash.
CorsAsh
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If a woman spoke to me that way I would end up burying her neck deep in sand and using her head as a golf tee.
CorsAsh
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I'm not much good at golf btw.
Whittie
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12th Apr 07 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She speaks normally in person & on texts
CorsAsh
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ask her why she types like someone with broken fingers on MSN...
Whittie
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12th Apr 07 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no
Jules S
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In answer to your original question.

Step 1:

Fill bath with ice

Step 2:

Get in and wait for 30 minutes until A/. your dick falls off or B/. shrinks to the same size as a pigeons toe

Step 3:

Take pic

Step 4:

E-mail her the pic of shrivelled dick

Then I reckon you then have two choices:-

1/. I don't fancy you whatsoever....when I think of you naked my 10" wanger turns to this:

2/. Do you really want to shag me? I don't think I would touch the sides

There maybe a third but i've lost it now
Whittie
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CorsAsh
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Add me in
RyanSxi
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whats the plan then whittie. you going out tonight with webcam girl or avatar girl?
Tommy L
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take one of them out tomorrow night and one tonight

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