Robin
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I reckon some of them know, and breathe on you on purpose
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Kellye
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by Robin
She laughed, but then she went to the ladies and cried.
It's not the first time I've told her though I genuinely think she believes I'm just joking. 
Maybe I should do a photoshop of her killing a field of cows by breathing on them and print it out?
Just show her this topic haha that will do it
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by Sara
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by Richard Lee
Ash, you are way too cruel sometimes
It's for her own good, otherwise no ones ever going to shag her unless she gargles with Domestos first.
If she gargles with domestos you will be kissin a corpse
Preferable to rotting mouth. Be a bit like munging I guess 
No pics, not allowed cameras in operation areas yada yada yada
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Robin
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Why?
Are gap hiding alien spacecraft
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Robin
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draw a picture of her.
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by Robin
Why?
Are gap hiding alien spacecraft
No, just clothes. For aliens. Cos no self respecting human would buy any of it.
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sigibbons
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I thought bad breath was caused by eating habbits?
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Robin
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quote: Originally posted by sigibbons
I thought bad breath was caused by eating hobbits?
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Rachel H
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Steve106GTi breath stinks like sh1t, ask him, he will admit it.
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
God it's nasty. It's a shame if they're pretty too (least if they look like they live with pigs and eat horse dung, you'd expect it).
There's one where I work, came talking to me yesterday, and I nearly projectile vomited on her face. Offered her some chewing gum, and she says "Hah, why? Do I need it?"
"Yes, you do..." I reply, but she just laughed and walked off I couldn't be any more direct without getting a toothbrush and attacking her with it! 
She probably has a fishy fanny too. 
[Edited on 03-04-2007 by Sam]
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Mark330d
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my breath has been bad the past few days coz ive been reely ill an have a throat infection but i havent been out so its all good.
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