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Author Monday Joke
AndyKent
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2nd Apr 07 at 10:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself:
"Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be an off duty flight attendant.
But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?"

She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself:

"Damn, she doesn't work for Delta."

A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again,

"Something special in the air?"

She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.

Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."

This time the woman turned on him, "What the f**k do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said "Ahhhhh.............., Ryanair!!!

fir3vip3r
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2nd Apr 07 at 10:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

awful
Dean_W
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Terrible.
Marc
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bit disapointed tbh
AndyKent
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I thought it was good

corsa_chelle
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i don't understand it
RyanSxi
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i liked it
AndyKent
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well, one out of 6 ain't bad

RyanSxi
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by aPk
Well, one out of 6 ain't bad




your up against a hard crowd. not easily pleased
loubielou
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Registered: 14th Jan 07
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2nd Apr 07 at 12:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

soooo true

 
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