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Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
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30th Mar 07 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just say you have just had a call and she signed the wrong bit on the marriage certificate thing and shes not actually married yet
nik
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30th Mar 07 at 10:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You've had a phone call saying her new husband is already married to a thai bride.
Tommy
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30th Mar 07 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Write letter to her from the hubby saying the marriage was a sham etc etc
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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30th Mar 07 at 10:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and get a family member to dress up as Ting Tong Macadangdang from Little Britain.
Steve X16XE
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Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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30th Mar 07 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Walk up to them and start to give him £100 and say "you won the bet. You will marry someone for £100"
Alex
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30th Mar 07 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
Walk up to them and start to give him £100 and say "you won the bet. You will marry someone for £100"


i like this one
Seany
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Registered: 13th Dec 06
Location: Dunfermline, Fife : Drives Astra cdti Sri
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30th Mar 07 at 10:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
tell her that he tried it on with u on the wedding night an get him to play along.
Steve X16XE
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30th Mar 07 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Don't tell him coz it'll look much worse if he's trying to deny everything. Then the sis won't know who to believe.

[Edited on 30-03-2007 by Steve X16XE]
j10E W
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30th Mar 07 at 12:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by willay
fucking smash and wallop.

A1EX
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Registered: 29th Mar 00
Location: Turku, Finland
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30th Mar 07 at 13:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put a pair of ure clean ( or dirty ) thongs or any other underwear in amongst some of his clothes
dave17
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30th Mar 07 at 13:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Look exactly the same Except for hair colour obviously. Does Adam fancy her? Hold old are you Fee?

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