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Rob126
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hope its not a repost but.............

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free

speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. I can hardly hear you.........are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

MAN: "Sure......go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new

2007 models. I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year

is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They

will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's

really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him

in astonishment, mouths agape.


He smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?
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LMAO not sure if its a repost but it made me laugh
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FLOL
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stubs
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Best joke I've heard this year... I wasn't expecting that.
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Rob126
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quote:
Originally posted by stubs
Best joke I've heard this year... I wasn't expecting that.


oh best joke of the year!! wasn't expecting that either!
cheers
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Matt L
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hahaha
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this is on break.com as a video, just tried to find it in my history but i cant
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found it http://www.break.com/index/funny_prank_phone_call.html
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Flol
Rob126
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vid is great!!
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quality!
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