Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched her on the butt and said...
"If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable,she kept silent.
The next morning,
the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts
and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him
by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said...
"You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener,
the postman,
the pool man
and
your brother!"
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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she doesnt sound like a nice lady.. i think he should leave her
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Liam
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Registered: 19th Jan 06
Location: Stafford
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 @ Steve.
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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Nice one.
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R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
she doesnt sound like a nice lady.. i think he should leave her
Steve, your reply was funnier than the joke itself
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