ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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Wrote this in my girlfriends card...
I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away.
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away.
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.
Gotta be on a promise the night 
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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not if she googles it mate
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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1. Doesn't rhyme.
2. Ghey
I suggest you use this:
Roses are red
Cabbages are green
Open your legs
And i'll fill you with cream.
That is all.
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loubielou
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Registered: 14th Jan 07
Location: North Finchley, Greater London
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quote:
Originally posted by James
1. Doesn't rhyme.
2. Ghey
I suggest you use this:
Roses are red
Cabbages are green
Open your legs
And i'll fill you with cream.
That is all.
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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You would want a piece if I sent you that wouldnt you Lou?
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loubielou
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Registered: 14th Jan 07
Location: North Finchley, Greater London
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oh yeah course. sounds like a great way to get someone into bed  
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James
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Registered: 1st Jun 02
Location: Surrey
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It worked with --Dave--'s bird 
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BarnshaW
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Registered: 25th Oct 06
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have an STD
And now you do to
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by James
1. Doesn't rhyme.
2. Ghey
I suggest you use this:
Roses are red
Cabbages are green
Open your legs
And i'll fill you with cream.
That is all.
poems don't have to rhyme
and i think your version is more preferred to our essex girls 
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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To my Richie,
3 years we have been together,
I hope this lasts forever.
You helped me get my own place,
and when i was silly 
Let me sit on your face
Then suck your willy
GENIUS!
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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I didn't get a rhyme in my card but then again I didn't write one in Adam's either so can't really complain
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Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
To my Richie,
3 years we have been together,
I hope this lasts forever.
You helped me get my own place,
and when i was silly
Let me sit on your face
Then suck your willy
GENIUS!
ROFL
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Conway563
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Yate, Bristol
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In the wifes card I put -
When I first met you I got that old fashioned romantic feeling,
Where I'd do anything to bone you!
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Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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Roses are red
Violets are canny
I'll open my legs
and show you my ..... 
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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Shereen Nanjiani?
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Sam.S
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Registered: 8th Aug 02
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quote:
Originally posted by James
I suggest you use this:
Roses are red
Cabbages are green
Open your legs
And i'll fill you with cream.
That is all.
PMSL
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