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Scotty C
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Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?

A. Society.



Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?

A. Bus shelter.



Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. Innit.



Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?

A. Sorted.



Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.



Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.



Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?

A. It might be your bike.



Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?

A. What you looking at.



Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?

A. The policeman!



Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?

A. Paint 3 stripes on it.



Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?

A. A start.



Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?

A. Up the arse.



Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?

A. Because a nova has 4 seats.



Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?

A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.



Repost?
J4M13
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some of them are funny as fcuk
andy1868
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Wrighty_1988
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What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?


"What you lookin' at?"
Brett
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I have a feeling those jokes have been told before but not with the word "chav".

Good tho
Tommy L
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Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?

A. It might be your bike.
Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I have a feeling those jokes have been told before but not with the word "chav".

Good tho


Yeh they have, a few are "scouser" or "pakki"
All Torque
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30th Jan 07 at 00:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Funny stuff!
Gary
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Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?

A. Up the arse.
mav
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some good ones there..
drax
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yep repost, a good few years too good ones tho
corsa_chelle
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Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?

A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.

lmao so funny!
Whittie
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