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Rhino
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Registered: 18th Oct 03
Location: Falkirk
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   23rd Jan 07 at 11:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I had to share this with you alll...

Driving to the office this morning on the M1, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per hour with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!

It scared me (and this coming from a bloke....) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.

F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!
deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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23rd Jan 07 at 11:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
AdZ9
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23rd Jan 07 at 11:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha to think i was reading this thinking it was a serious post until the 3 paragraph
Rhino
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23rd Jan 07 at 11:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just found it when i was doing my usual i'm bored at work bit and though it was funny.
Fro
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Registered: 20th Jun 06
Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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23rd Jan 07 at 11:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm guessing its a joke

Thought he was serious at first!
nik
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23rd Jan 07 at 11:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Like it
Marc
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Location: York
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23rd Jan 07 at 11:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He is been serious, dropping your bacon sarnie is so annoying.
davey_jack
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Registered: 28th Jan 06
Location: Horley, Surrey Drives: Clio 182
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23rd Jan 07 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
J B
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Hants/Wilts Drives: Audi S3
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23rd Jan 07 at 12:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


I did see some bird doing this y'day she nearly drove into the back of a gritter!! Scary!
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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23rd Jan 07 at 13:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
damandblast
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Location: Nottingham
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23rd Jan 07 at 13:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


I was just about to let rip and ask for this blatently sexist thread to be removed..... until I got to para 3.

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