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The chap I ordered it from said it would be leaving the depot (south of England) early on 19th June. This was somewhat more believable than his next sentence which was "So I guess they'll be with you after lunch"

I am obviously paying too much as they must be using Bugatti Veyrons as delivery vehicles.



These people think Scotland stops at Edinburgh. I explained that when they get into Scotland they are not half way, and that my best guess is that the pubs will be closed by the time they turn up.


He insisted that the lorry driver could do this short hop in one day. I'd therefore avoid the A9 just south of 'In Venice' on that evening if you can. I suspect there will be a large white van full of maple with a driver half asleep (or a Bugatti on it's way back south, driven too fast by a bloke with a big grin).

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