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_Allan_
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19th Dec 06 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
knock yourselves out:

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/
J4CKO
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selma calls round to homers house wanting to have gay wedding !!!!!!

selma: homer i need you to do me a favour

homer: hang on then ill go get the belt sander and grind the ugly of your face


jamied
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
andy1868
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Just now on channel 4

marge: are you wearing a tie to impress laddie?
homer: why? do you think he noticed?
jamied
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saw tht too
andy1868
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MY DINGALING MY DINGALING, i want you to play with myyyyy dingaling
VegasPhil
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Homer: "Only one person can ruin my holiday, and that's me!... Or maybe the boy"

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Butler
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Todays simpsons...

"I hope youve learnt a lesson Lisa, never help anyone"
Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by VegasPhil
Homer: "Only one person can ruin my holiday, and that's me!... Or maybe the boy"


Thats one of my all time faves!!!
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

FLOL
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Tonights episode should give a few good 'uns.
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Homer - Can I have the phone book for Hokaido, Japan?

Librarian - Yes, here is the phone book for Hokaido, Japan.

Homer - Can I use you phone?

Librarian - Is is a local call?

Homer - Er.... yeeeessss.

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Lisa - So it was all coincidence

Bart - Tough luck Fishbulb

Homer - Lets go home kids

Lisa - We are home

Homer - That was fast.
Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
Ralph: "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"




This one's on its way in the episode on Sky1 now
corsa_chelle
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Homer - No beer makes homer something something.

Marge - Go crazy?

Homer - Don't miiiiiiiindifIdoooooooo


this one always makes me chuckle
Jamie Walby
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Lunch Lady Dorris do you have any Grease.

Yes yes I do.

Then grease me up women .
charlessurr
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Homer 'I am so smart, I am so smart, S. M. R. T........ S. M. R........DOH!'

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