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Author Joke
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A joke my mum just told me Thought it was quite good.

A man walks into a Library and goes to the receptionist "I'd like a book on suicide please"

and the librarian says "Fuck off you'll not bring it back"
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Fiona said fuck?
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stfu and don't even think of ruining my thread
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Pic's of Fiona
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See what you've done Rob and No, no pics of my mum
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HAHAHAHAHA thats funny as fuck., the comments after the joke made me laugh even harder!! good one
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*ecks evening of torment starts here*

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Your mum said fuck to me last night
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Evening It all began when Rob went snooping
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Evening It all began when Rob went snooping

at your mums bedroom window

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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
Your mum said fuck to me last night


thats funny, because his mum fucked me last night
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
Your mum said fuck to me last night


thats funny, because his mum fucked me last night


I wondered why she was sloppy
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
I wondered why she was sloppy


Eck warned me about that, said it was normal for his mum to be that sloppy
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
I wondered why she was sloppy


Eck warned me about that, said it was normal for his mum to be that sloppy


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YAY

Plant the seed, sit back, done.
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Pic's of Fiona



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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
YAY

Plant the seed, sit back, done.


*pats back* Good Job!
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quote:
Originally posted by Kif
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
I wondered why she was sloppy


Eck warned me about that, said it was normal for his mum to be that sloppy




Pmsl!
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All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Kif
Your mum said fuck to me last night


thats funny, because his mum fucked me last night


Crikey! she must have been super tired cos Manchester is pretty far from Milton Keynes.
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Originally posted by _Allan_




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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Crikey! she must have been super tired cos Manchester is pretty far from Milton Keynes.


and Im betting she stopped off at a few places on the way too

 
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