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Author Can anybody beat this for stupidity?
Marc
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   4th Dec 06 at 12:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We were discussing bank accounts last night and my mate said he pays £10 a month for his Nat West account. I asked him why he paid and he said it gets him AA cover, he can't even drive. Whats funnier is he said hes unable to cancel the direct debit.
Kathryn W
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4th Dec 06 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Thick cunt...
Jambo
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4th Dec 06 at 12:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
They stiched me up with a £10 a month account, i aborted that mother fucker and they were really arsey about it coooooonts
SteveW
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4th Dec 06 at 14:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i can beat that..

i asked a guy at work if there was a book with the meaning of words in it.

he said.. "what a dictionary"

"errrr yeah" i replied
Marc
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SteveW
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im pretty stupid most of the time
Kif
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4th Dec 06 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
im pretty stupid most of the time


All your stupid things should be made into a book
SteveW
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4th Dec 06 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it would be a bloody good read
Cosmo
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4th Dec 06 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I pay £10 a month for my Natwest account.

Mainly because it gets me travel insurance for me and the missus (we go about 3 or 4 times a year each so would cost nearly this in insurance) and it also gives me mobile phone insurance which I havent had to use yet, but is good to have.

Not to mention the discounts on a whole load of stuff (have used it on hotels to go away for a weekend, etc.)

Its a good deal if you make use of it all, but most dont!
RyanSxi
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4th Dec 06 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
in an office i used to work in they made a book of syupid things that people said throughout the day. was some real gem's in there
All Torque
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4th Dec 06 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is a hum-dinger!

Went to a customer services course with my old retail work, they lady doing the presentation asked "what things are NOT tested on animals?"



Young girl from another store said "Pet food."
Dean_W
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4th Dec 06 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Its a good deal if you make use of it all, but most dont!


Thats how they make the money from accounts like this.
Cosmo
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4th Dec 06 at 14:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
Thats how they make the money from accounts like this.


aye! When she asked me if I wanted it I wasnt going to go for it, but mobile insurance is about £5 a month, and holiday was atleast £50 a year for each of us, so make a saving just from that.
Dean_W
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4th Dec 06 at 14:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I pay £4 a month for mine. That includes travel insurance and lower loan rates. The latter i'm not too arsed about, and my Mrs. is a travel agent. I need to cancel it.
mav
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4th Dec 06 at 15:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i can beat that..

i asked a guy at work if there was a book with the meaning of words in it.

he said.. "what a dictionary"

"errrr yeah" i replied


nutter
SteveW
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4th Dec 06 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hes never let me live that down

then again if he said it neither would i
Steve
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4th Dec 06 at 15:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
they charge you £10 a moonth for an advantage gold account
Kerry
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4th Dec 06 at 16:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I dont have to pay for my Natwest account

Perks of the job

Its easy to cancel though
Steve
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4th Dec 06 at 16:36   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dont pay for my natwest account, no perks of the job
Kerry
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4th Dec 06 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I meant the one everyone else is saying they pay for
Ojc
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4th Dec 06 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't pay for HSBC account, I flashed them my cock and they felt sorry for me
Jamie Walby
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4th Dec 06 at 17:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have 5 bank accounts and I dont pay for any of them.
Cole
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i can stepped in a puddle today at work turns out it was not really a puddle ended up waste deep oops
Jamie Walby
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I would have paid to see that
Cole
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it was a proper youve been framed moment

 
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