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The new pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about
the celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the
right wrist, and this was one of these occasions.

Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a
picture of the holy seed flying through the air.

"Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy

the reputation of the Catholic Church."

"This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be
financially secure for life."

So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer, and
after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of
two million quid.

The Pope then dried himself off and headed off with his new camera.

He met his housekeeper who spotted the camera.

"That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it
cost you?"

"Two million quid" replied the Pope.

"TWO MILLION QUID!" exclaimed the housekeeper, "They must've seen
you coming!"
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I'd delete that before anybody else reads it.
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a blonde is standing on a river bank. sees another blonde over the water, she shouts over "how do you get to the other side?" second blonde looks up and down the river then shouts back "you are on the other side"

I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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What’s a Welsh mans idea of a leisure centre?

























a sheep tied to a lamp post

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What do men and clouds have in common??






















When they feck off its a nice day
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quote:
Originally posted by Aj.
What’s a Welsh mans idea of a leisure centre?

























a sheep tied to a lamp post

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Sorry
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Forgiven
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*hug*
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*hugs*


*Waits for "Ghey" comment from Robin not CorsaAsh.*




[Edited on 21-11-2006 by Whittie]
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Ghey.
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I want a hug
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*hugs*
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thankyou
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