Shelly
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Two 90 year olds have been dating for a while and decided to have sex.
As they lay there afterwards the man thinks "my god if i'd known she was a virgin i'd have been more gentle".
The woman lay there thinking "my god if I knew the old boy could actually get it up i'd have taken my tights off."
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Marc
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hehe
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_Allan_
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duffman
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abdus
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