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Dione J

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26th Sep 06 at 13:52

any good jokes.....please.

Marc

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26th Sep 06 at 13:54

Greg1 does.

Aaron

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Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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26th Sep 06 at 13:55

What you you call a Russian with 3 Bollox

Whojanick ya bollokov

Aaron

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26th Sep 06 at 13:57

Whats brown and sticky?

a stick

Sooty

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26th Sep 06 at 13:57

what do you call a paki in the microwave?

B-DING

Paki thats Invisible?

AMIR

Marc

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Location: York
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26th Sep 06 at 13:59

I laughed

3CorsaMeal

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26th Sep 06 at 14:02

what have Kate Moss and Richard Hammond got in common.

they both got fcuked on top gear!!!

Sooty

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26th Sep 06 at 14:06

ROLFLFLFLKLFLFMAOFOMOFMOMAFMOAMFALOLOLOL

James

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26th Sep 06 at 14:07

duffman

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26th Sep 06 at 14:36

Whats pink and hairy?

fanny rash

Azreal677

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Location: Milton Keynes
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26th Sep 06 at 14:57

how do you get pikachu on a bus?

pokehimon
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Dinosaur with one eye?

A doyathinkhesawus?
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An irishman goes to a doctors and complains about uncomfortable trousers. The doctor asks the man ot drop his trousers and then proceeds to examine his arse. In doing this, he sees a £20 note coming out... The doctor takes this out, and then another £10 pushes its way out. This happens over and over again until no other notes can be seen. The doctor counts up the money, and informs the irishman that he has just aquired £1990 from his arse. The irishman looks relieved, and said 'tank gawd sier... i knews aye wasnt feelin two grand!'

Carl

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26th Sep 06 at 14:58

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
what have Kate Moss and Richard Hammond got in common.

they both got fcuked on top gear!!!

Matt L

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26th Sep 06 at 15:06

After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

Matt L

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26th Sep 06 at 15:07

Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?
Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.

Marc

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26th Sep 06 at 15:07

--Dave--

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26th Sep 06 at 15:07

What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common?

They both have skid marks on their helmets

Matt L

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26th Sep 06 at 15:09

A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...

Matt L

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26th Sep 06 at 15:10

Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?

Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

duffman

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26th Sep 06 at 15:11

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
What do Richard Hammond and Elton John have in common?

They both have skid marks on their helmets

LMFAO

Marc

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Location: York
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26th Sep 06 at 15:12

quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there's nothin' special... we just flat out tell' em they're gonna die...

duffman

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26th Sep 06 at 15:13

what do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?

cash and carry

Matt L

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26th Sep 06 at 15:21

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

A. Call her and tell her.

Matt L

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26th Sep 06 at 15:22

Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?

A. ET phoned home.