CoastalCorsa
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When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the
time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with
some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up
with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone
she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided
to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.
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--Dave--
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James
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hhmm, 6 out of 10
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Andy GSi
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not the best to be fair!
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Edd
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im really developing a thing for big breasted women
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CoastalCorsa
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quote:
Originally posted by James
hhmm, 6 out of 10
My mate posted it on a local cruise/chav site and i thought he was posting from experience until i read the end and realised he aint 42
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gianluigi
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predictable.
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CoastalCorsa
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Gimme some minutes and i will try make you, rofl
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gianluigi
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CoastalCorsa
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A Liverpool fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Man Utd fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their obnoxious red and white colours. He would swerve his car as if to hit them, and then he would swerve back on the road just before hitting them.
One day, as the car driver was driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the car over. He asked the priest "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Joseph's Church, about five miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in!"
The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and the van continues down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Man Utd fan strutting down the road, and instinctively, he swerved as if to hit him. But as usual, just in time, he swerved back to the road, narrowly missing the guy. Even though he was certain he missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but he didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that Man Utd fan."
"That's OK" replied the priest. "I got him with the door."
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Edd
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the moral of that story
all priests are cunts
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Liam
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the 2nd one is quite good.
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by LiamD
the 2nd one is quite good.
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