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Lynny
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i used to make quite a living at school. back when CD writers were not as common, id write cds for people then sell them for a fiver, get bags of baccy and sell rollies for quid each (people paid as they wanted to look 'cool' ) or my other fave was that my parents were away most weekends, having older brother meant house parties, so id take drink into school and flog that
Shelly
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I hated school. Now I work in one.

"Miss... that year 11 boy just swore at me"
Robin
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I used to sell contraband cigs, never got caught

£6 a packet to the younger kids

or 50p each
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it was 50p each for us too Rob One of my personal favourite things was taking a dozen packets of crisps and pouring them into the swimming pool a blanket of yellow covered it for a good few days
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www.playgroundlaw.com

Same sort of stories
WATSON
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Locking the teacher in the french cupbored
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would that be buckhaven or kirkland watson
WATSON
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Buckhaven
CorsAsh
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I had my first girlfriend at the age of 8 IIRC. I dumped her cos I didn't like her shoes.

Then I went out with her again before going to different schools later on.

The End.
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I had many a girlfriend at my primary school, it would cause a ruckas if anyone was seen giving a kiss on the cheek and Watson I saulte you that you're still alive
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I think I was the first to have a "girlfriend"

Everyone used to pester us to kiss so they could ask what it was like
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I had the same 'boyfriend' from when I started nursery school till I left Primary 7.

His name was Alan, and he was the spitting image of Macauley Caulkin He's a goth now


It's Jade btw


[Edited on 19-09-2006 by JadeM]
CorsAsh
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I take it that's Kolin typing?
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I take it that's Kolin typing?


I just knew someone would say that hence the edit!!!
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ffs with the edit Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
ffs with the edit Colin


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We can tell the difference between Jade and Kolin pretending to be Jade
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quote:
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We can tell the difference between Jade and Kolin pretending to be Jade


Tis Jade atm, Kolin's busy trying to get a cyber chick in the sack
Robin
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CorsAsh
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Are you a cyber chick Kolade?
JadeM
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Ash could you please change your avatar, it gives me the heebie jeebies
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one lunch time all the boys in year 11 piled into our form room, we had a size 1 football, and everyone just pelted this ball against everything and everything, we made a game of it

it kept hitting and damaging the blinds and the windows, and the deputy head was outside and heard, he ran upstairs, the boy on "door watch" saw him coming and locked the door PMSL only to anger the head further, then all the boys decided to hid under table the teacher got his master key opend the door and went balistic

he demanded to know who was kicking the ball, no 1 admitted it, and no one would say who kicked it, he picked on me, and told me to say who was kicking it, i said it was my ball but didnt kcik it then eventually the one who was kicking it most owned up, and then some lad who didnt even do anything owned up PMSL what a fud, their parents got billed for damages to the class room which never got fixed
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
Ash could you please change your avatar, it gives me the heebie jeebies


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