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drunkenfool

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6th Sep 06 at 10:04

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World cup final, packed stadium but a man notices an empty seat next to him and wonders why it could possibly be empty for such an important game. He asks the man sitting the other side, who tells him it was his wife's but she passed away last week. The man then asked why he didnt bring a friend along for some company, to which he replied...

"Cos they are all at the fucking funeral!"

--Dave--

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6th Sep 06 at 10:31

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I saw a tv ad with this in it

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