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That someone sent me this? Seriously, that was possibly the worst mistake that person that sent me this has made all year.
And the bit about Canada, you dare mock our Commonwealth brothers and sisters like that and we'll be sending a task force to wipe out your pathetic excuse for a colony
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S.
PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime
has
been
completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this
war,
our
mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all
American
forces
from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is
now to
begin
the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of
countries
which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short.
The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
some
of
the
countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list.
Most of the world's nations are on that list.
My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists
later
this
evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid
to
those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely.
The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay
for
the
costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third
world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on
corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call
France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect
this
money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us
and
we
will
hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the
face
of
the
earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe
China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations
with France,Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help,
comrades. We
are
retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the
many
UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two
unpaid
parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to
this. You
creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow
or
watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to
some
of
the
finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we
are
likely
to
be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try
not
pissing
us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
government
really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra
tank
and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put
em?
Yep,
border security.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty
-
starting
now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be
drilling
for
oil
in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for
decades
tocome. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision,
I
refer
youto List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own
citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying,
"darn
tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life
around
the
world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the
planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought.
Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to
learn
to
speak Arabic.
God bless America. Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English,
thank a soldier.
Please forward this to at least ten friends and see what
happens!
Let's
get
this to every USA computer!)
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نطالب بأعتذار رسمى من مفيد فوزى الى السيد عمرو خالد و الى جميع جميع افراد الأمه الأسلاميه فى جميع انحاء العالم
برجاء التوقيع لأجبار مفيد فوزى على الأعتذار للمسلمين و ذلك فى نفس المجلات التى تم فيها نشر مقالات الهجوم على عمرو خالد و الحجاب و بالتالى العقيدة الأسلاميه.
ماذا يريد مفيد فوزى؟!
هدفى من هذه العريضه ان اوضح الى الجميعاننا لن نصمت على اهانه قد توجه الى الدين الأسلامى الى اى مدى انهارت شعبيه مفيد فوزى
وددت من هذه العريضة ان ابين لرجل الأعلام الناضج السيد مفيد فوزى مدى استياء الناس مما قد كتبه فى موضوع عمرو خالد و موضوع الحجاب و لكى اوضح له نتيجة ما تفوه به من الفاظ فى حق ارتداء الحجاب و ان الحجاب ماهو الا غطاء للرأس و العقل كذلك كما قال سيادته.
و اود ان اوجه للسيد مفيد فوزى كلمه واحدة اقوله له فيها: انت من حقك ان تنقد اى شىء فى المجتمع لكن بوضعك كرجل مسيحى لم يكن من اللائق ان تنقد عقيدتنا الأسلاميه و تذكر يا سيدى اننا لا ننقد معتقداتكم المسيحيه بل على العكس نحن نحترمها كمسلمين لأن احترام الدين المسيحى و الأيمان بالسيد المسيح هو من علامات ايماننا بالله و القرأن الكريم
القضيه يا سيدى ليست قضية عمرو خالد وانك انتقدته و لكن لأنك انتقدت العقيده الأسلاميه .
برجاء العلم اننا هنا لسنا للدفاع عن عمرو خالد فى شخصه فهو مجرد رمز للعقيدة للدعوى الأسلاميه و انما لمهاجمة اى انسان يحاول ان يتفوه بكلمه فى حق ديننا الحنيف.
نموذج من ما نشر للسيد مفيد فوزى :
لم أكن أتخيل أن رحيل دون جوان الدعوه الفضائية عن مصرنا سوف يعيد تلك الضحكات الرائعه الى وجنتيها لم أكن أحلم أن يغادر الحزن والبؤس وغطاء الرأس والعقل هذه الفتاه الشقيه المذهلة التي كانت تتقافز حولنا لتشيع أجواء الاثاره والبهجه
كان يجب أن يذهب هذا الراسبوتين المتأنق الذي يجيد التمثيل المسرحي كان يجب أن يذهب حتى تعود الضحكات الى الغمازتين حتى تعود مصر التي نعرف، حتى تعود السندريلا و وزمن السندريلا حتى تعود بنات أفكارنا التي أسعدتنا
وبعودة ميرنا المهندس الى نفسها وفنها وجمهورها ومعجبيها تكون قد بدأت مصر تعود الى مصر مصر الوحده الوطنيه ، مصر الفن السابع مصر الحضاره مصر الحياة تعود ميرنا ومعها تعود مصر في مواجهة قوى الظلام والغيبيات ودعاة الاسموكنغ، أهلا ميرنا أهلا فقد طال غيابك وبانتظار عبير وغاده وموناليزا وصابرين وشاديه وكل وهج الماضي الجميل
ومضى مفيد فوزي قائلاً : أما الداعية الاسموكنغ أما راسبوتين الفضائيات أما أبو جهل، راكب البليسوار المتأنق المتشدق الكاذب فأرحل عن حياتنا غير مأسوف عليك
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Cybermonkey
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FFS DIRTY FAT BASTARDS
" It is time to eliminate hunger in America."
thats the biggest non-comment i have ever had the misfortune of reading
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laughable 
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--Dave--
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Jim, I agree, especially the part about sewer rats
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Robin
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CBA to read all that... Summary?
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Cybermonkey
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
CBA to read all that... Summary?
America sticks finger up at the world (nothing new) and declares they are only looking after number 1 (nothing new there either)
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quote:
Originally posted by robmarriott
CBA to read all that... Summary?
make two lists, people that went to war people that didn't
round up those who didn't, put in a chamber and gas them 
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abdus
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and the countries who are American Allies that supposedly fight for justice, peace and democracy
[Edited on 08-08-2006 by abdus]
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Robin
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so if its nothing new, why was it a big mistake sending it to Ollie? i dont get it.
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Ojc
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I do not want to be associated with America, they regard us as their little sister, when infact we are their older and wiser grand father.
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SXi_Tim
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Stupid yank twats
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Jambo
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The "cost" of the iraq war
The war is there to make money FFS OMG get a clue.
Watch JFK 
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Ojc
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America preaching their bullshit policys, why do I care what America does? I fcuking hate the country and all those inside it, if I had the choice I would use Canada as a jump off point and invade that colony of ours and take it back.
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3CorsaMeal
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racist 
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Jambo
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The founding principal for any society is war.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I fcuking hate the country and all those inside it, if I had the choice I would use Canada as a jump off point and invade that colony of ours and take it back.
Quality
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
America preaching their bullshit policys, why do I care what America does? I fcuking hate the country and all those inside it, if I had the choice I would use Canada as a jump off point and invade that colony of ours and take it back.
On one hand you have a go at Dean W for getting wound up by a news story, on the other hand you get wound up by a chain email
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Ojc
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But that was written by a un-educated American moron, I have reason to be annoyed about it.
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Robin
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its probably been written by some 13 year old american kid who thinks his country is the best, and wants to tell the world.
americans are brainwashed from an early age.
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mwg
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can you believe its not butter
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CorsAsh
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Summary is that it's not as annoying as council tax being increased to fund training programmes for ethnic minorities as immigration is at an all time high. 
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