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nik
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Looks like some form of sexual clit/anal cavity pleasure toy with adjustable speed settings. Wonder if they are washable?
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Sam u2u it
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quote:
Originally posted by nik


Looks like some form of sexual clit/anal cavity pleasure toy with adjustable speed settings. Wonder if they are washable?
you sick sick bastard
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Funny that.

I've a mate that is partially deaf.

I read him now as 'selectively' deaf.

IE deaf when its his round....and fully hears some fokka taking the piss out of his hearing aid from 50 foot across a crowded pub.

The kick off speech usually sounds like:-

'yaaaw takkking the poiishh? immmm deffff youw know' (sounds geordie I know) but he speaks like that cos he cant hear

He then proceeds to kick the fcuk out of the person in question.

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Interesting mate you have there Jules...
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ROFPMSFL That is a guarentee'd ban
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I dunno sam.

I grew up with three blokes that are deaf(ish)....nice guys until they entered pub life....they then felt they had to defend themselves big time because of their deafness.

Sad really that
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how wierd im just watching Fawlty towers with the deaf woman
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Fawlty towers is a genius of a programme
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watvhing the box set for the millionth time
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I love standing in front of deaf people whilst mouthing and gesticulating wildy, and watching them trying to lipread/understand what's going on.

In other news, my condo in hell is almost ready. Housewarming party is open to everyone on CS, nik's hopefully gonna be there serving drinks.

[Edited on 01-08-2006 by CorsAsh]
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I love standing in front of deaf people whilst mouthing and gesticulating wildy, and watching them trying to lipread/understand what's going on.

In other news, my condo in hell is almost ready. Housewarming party is open to everyone on CS, nik's hopefully gonna be there serving drinks.

[Edited on 01-08-2006 by CorsAsh]



glol

My mates name is ade.....his nickname is now 'washdow' because he always asks 'washdow the situation' we are discussing





Washdow=whats that in non deaf speak
CorsAsh
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nik
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Would you like me to wear my Birthday suit when I'm serving drinks?

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