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SetH
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dudes this is quality, next time you have a shower use a knife to clean yourself, just scrape with the edge of the blade and watch all the crap come off.

better then any poncey exfoliating shower gel
Liam
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did you accidentally find that out?
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marklaruk
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ooer
SetH
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no, it works you dicks.
Liam
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ok
chris_uk
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i wonder how many ppl will take there mums kitchen knife into the shower tonight
mav
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off to try it

blood shots soon
Jake
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pmsl @ the thought of Mark scraping away at the nutsack with a bowie knife
nik
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Just don't slip over while doing it
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
pmsl @ the thought of Mark scraping away at the nutsack with a bowie knife


Carr
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21st Jul 06 at 19:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what sort of knife?
Matt H
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Sounds like a goths shower gel
Bri 16v
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Sounds like a goths shower gel


SVM 286
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Was expecting a horrible blood soaked image.
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how dangerous can you get for the sake of scrubbing your bollocks
marklaruk
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
pmsl @ the thought of Mark scraping away at the nutsack with a bowie knife


is there another mark here ?

seth
liam
rob
mav (whats his name)? mavrius?

if u mean me i will video it if u like
Matt H
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Mark = SetH
marklaruk
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21st Jul 06 at 20:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

loool how does that one come around?


EDIT: vids please

[Edited on 21-07-2006 by marklaruk]
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i do it all the time

 
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