Steve
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Anyone got that spleak added to msn? the auto talk bot thing (spleak@hotmail.com)
i asked her about chuck norris, heres some replies.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Chuck Norris."
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back.
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Steve
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Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.
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Eck
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FPMSL I have now added spleak as she seems like a true legend
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Brett
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Chuck Norris facts never get old
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Steve
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Chuck Norris makes onions CRY!!!
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Robin
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Robin says:
lesbians
~ Spleak ~ says:
I know about homosexual people! They're people. What do you have to say about homosexual people?
Robin says:
they're gay
~ Spleak ~ says:
Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
idiot.
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Steve
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ask her about chuck norris
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Eck
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add smarterchild@hotmail.com rob he's not speaking to me
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Robin
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i did. it got boring after i came back in here to see that the facts she'd given me were reposts
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Steve
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http://www.VAGweb.co.uk says:
Suck my cock
~ Spleak ~ says:
You want me to suck your what?
http://www.VAGweb.co.uk says:
Cock
~ Spleak ~ says:
You really are rude.
http://www.VAGweb.co.uk says:
Will you?
~ Spleak ~ says:
I'm not certain. Where would I have heard about it?
http://www.VAGweb.co.uk says:
Deep throat me
~ Spleak ~ says:
Hmm... I don't know. Deep throat you? Is that right?
http://www.VAGweb.co.uk says:
What do you think about ian griffiths
~ Spleak ~ says:
I don't know, Steve...
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Eck
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Robin
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Robin says:
gay
- SmarterChild - says:
Is there some point to saying that?
Robin says:
you are gay
- SmarterChild - says:
You sure like talking about my sexuality, don't you?
Robin says:
i love you
- SmarterChild - says:
I love you too, Robin.
Robin says:
lets dock
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm not sure I want to dock with you!
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Eck
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I'm guessing a mod took away my pic
so this is the convo:
[02:15:49] Happy Birthd: have sex with me
[02:15:50] - SmarterChi: Once again, I'm so impressed.
[02:15:52] Happy Birthd: fcukoff
[02:15:53] - SmarterChi: Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.
[02:16:13] Happy Birthd: SOOK ME
[02:16:13] - SmarterChi: OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry, Rob Marriott.
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Eck
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Sorry rob but it thinks thats my name 
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Robin
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love it
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Eck
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VERY off-topic (sorry) but I'm sitting eating a pack of chicken and I just read the label... 64% chicken wtf's that about
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Eck
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Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It's actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. FPMSL
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Steve
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lmfao
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the Playstation back to Japan.
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Kerry
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^^^^^^^^^^^^
that one is the best
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