CorsAsh
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Oh no!!!!!
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maybe he got distracted in the mirror by his dynamite abs while shaving? 
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Jamie Walby
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nnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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abdus
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
maybe he got distracted in the mirror by his dynamite abs while shaving?
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Robin
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finally, hope he bleeds lots, that'll teach him for stealing MY birthday 
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CorsAsh
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He wouldn't bleed out though. Kit would be on hand to give him an oil change
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Robin
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Kitt.
(knightrider was FICTION btw Ash) sorry
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CorsAsh
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Why do you want to hurt me 
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Robin
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i dont. Devon does.
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Robin
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R,WTF are you on about?
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JamesDCorsaB
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That's BS The Hoff is invincible.
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Sam
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Poor Hoff.
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Matt H
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I've heard an inside rumour that there was actually no glass involved at all. Chuck Norris just told him a joke.
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Jamie Walby
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Id love to see a fight between the Hoff and Chuck Norris
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Jodi_the_g
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But the Hoffs coolness was a natural sheild resulted in the roundhouse kick being deflected. if a mere motral was infront of him, he would of died from the sonic boom produced from the kick before impact,
[Edited on 01-07-2006 by Jodi_the_g]
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Jamie Walby
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so what you are saying is it will result in a draw and potentially the end of the world?
Chuck Norris would just be kicking away, the back lash of force when The Hoff deflects the roundhouse kick would have similar effects to that of a nuclear bomb but on a larger scale?
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Jodi_the_g
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Yes it would be an epic battle, though the end result would be genecoide of every other living thing on earth.
until the vibrations cause from 100,000rpm (Round house kicks a min) would cause the earth to implode.
Relising the statement they would then stop and sing a duet together, the cool factor from this would inspire god into turning back time and everyone would be non the wiser to the fact they where wiped out several hours ago.
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CorsAsh
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It would cause the universe to invert, and all that would be left would be Chuck Norris' beard, from which a new Chuck Norris would spawn to creat a new universe.
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CorsAsh
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Or what Jodi said.
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Jodi_the_g
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lol though the new world created would be free of them commie bastards after all Hoff brought down the berlin wall alone. with chucks help world peace will exist.
though chuck has a slighty different motive as no wars = more people for him to kill.
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
Yes it would be an epic battle, though the end result would be genecoide of every other living thing on earth.
until the vibrations cause from 100,000rpm (Round house kicks a min) would cause the earth to implode.
Relising the statement they would then stop and sing a duet together, the cool factor from this would inspire god into turning back time and everyone would be non the wiser to the fact they where wiped out several hours ago.
PMSL
Even Cockroaches would be wiped out 
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Jodi_the_g
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
Yes it would be an epic battle, though the end result would be genecoide of every other living thing on earth.
until the vibrations cause from 100,000rpm (Round house kicks a min) would cause the earth to implode.
Relising the statement they would then stop and sing a duet together, the cool factor from this would inspire god into turning back time and everyone would be non the wiser to the fact they where wiped out several hours ago.
PMSL
Even Cockroaches would be wiped out
Yes nothing can withstand the power of 100,000 RPM x 100,000 CGPM (Cheesy grins per min)
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Jamie Walby
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Theres a simple formula that can be applied here......
100,000 R(hk)PM x 100,000 CGPM / E=MC2 = 0
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Jodi_the_g
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or simpler jamie 100,000 R(hk)PM x 100,000 CGPM = Oh FuCK!!!
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Jamie Walby
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LOL
I was going to go for
100,000 R(hk)PM x 100,000 CGPM = 0
But oh fuck is a much nearer answer to the nearest decimal point.
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CorsAsh
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I think given the circumstances that words wold need to be added to the numerical outcome, henceforth making:
100,000 R(hk)PM x 100,000 CGPM = 0.fuck
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