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Danny P
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@ this thread
Mav 3000
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Just think - every single second your stood in front of them they are assessing who is stuffing their precious little princess - judging you, forming opinions, probably hating you for taking their girl further away from them and closer to pregnancy or STD's

Good luck!!
Jamie
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Ask for pictures of the mum naked

Then we can set up Girlfriends Mum's in Premium lounge
drax
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Just walk in, shake hands and utter the words as you walk back out the room "i'll be upstairs if you need me"

[Edited on 13-06-2006 by drax]
Ally
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'wassup bitches'
Edd
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shoot at them with imaginary pistols whilst making a click click noise


then walk away as cool as you like
--Dave--
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step in the front door and strip. Put your winky between your legs and run around screaming "I want to be a girl I want to be a girl".
gianluigi
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complement the mum, talk to the dad about football/golf/cars
Carl
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stand behind your girlfriend and smile nervously as she introduced you, then get up stairs/out of danger asap before they ask you any questions etc.
3CorsaMeal
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pretend the father is your long lost dad that ranaway from you as a baby
Jason Iles
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Wink and the guns feel free to say pow pow if you want
Ally
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pretend you have torettes
M16KE B
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as soon as you see the dad, pretend that you saw him key your car that afternoon, then go ballistic!
stuartmitchell
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The mum is usually ok, I find the father to be quite scary because he knows deep down your nailing, in his eyes, his wee girl
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
I find the father to be quite scary because he knows deep down your nailing, in his eyes, his wee girl


they only jealous
stuartmitchell
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SXi_Tim
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Yeah my g/f's dad acts ok with me, i know deep down though he fcuking hates me because im nailing his little girl he's brought up all his life, so i have the last laugh really

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