tooolbox timmy
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Registered: 6th Dec 05
Location: lancashire
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chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris only has one hand the upper hand
the only reason the energiser bunny keeps going is because it knows chuck norris is after it
The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris
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Jamie Walby
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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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Teddy
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Registered: 19th Jul 04
Location: Northampton Drives: VW Bora 1.9TDi pd130
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tooolbox timmy
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Registered: 6th Dec 05
Location: lancashire
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objects in chuck norris rear view mirror appear at there correct distances
chuck norris once had erection whilst lying face down,he struck oil
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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Chuck Norris can EMA.
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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Chuck Norris HAS eaten your ass.
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
Chuck Norris HAS eaten your ass.
Steven Seagal took him out on the way to eatting my ass iirc. 
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stuartyhall
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: kirkcaldy, fife
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