Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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This riddle comes from a poem... called.... Time...
TIME
The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
So guess that's your answer 
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
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Also, you would answer the question... NO... as the question was.... can you guess the riddle?..... and you couldn't.... that also would be correct... as would yes, but wether you guessed right or not is different.
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Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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im guessing its time 
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Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
Location: Mid Wales
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
Also, you would answer the question... NO... as the question was.... can you guess the riddle?..... and you couldn't.... that also would be correct... as would yes, but wether you guessed right or not is different.
pardon lol
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