JadeM
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> > When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was immediately
> >
> > attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she
>asked
> >
> > him how he had sex.
> >
> > "Tarzan not know sex," he replied.
> >
> > Jane explained to him what sex was.
> >
> > Tarzan said, "Oh... Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
> >
> > Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show
>you
> >
> > how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on
>the
> >
> > ground. Here" she said, "you must put it in here!"
> >
> > Tarzan removed his loincloth...stepped closer with his huge manhood
>and
> >
> > then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch.
> >
> > Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
> >
> > Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What in the
>Hell
> >
> > did you do that for?!"
> >
> > "Tarzan check for bees."
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