Cosmo
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plenty of rat poison in some meat will sort him out.
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Lynny
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its only a baby fox, gets lost and ends up in our garden so sits and cries for its friends, my dog hears it, then sits upstairs at a window watching it and barking....at 4-5am everyday
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Adam-D
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big ass security light may frighten it away
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Lynny
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Originally posted by Adam-D
big ass security light may frighten it away
got one, doesnt 
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Nath
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That fox wants dealing with before I come up. 4-5 am everyday? 
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Adam-D
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you can get some sort of buzzer thing that emits a high pitch, humans cant hear it but foxes,cats dogs can
lob it in the garden, just turn it off when your dog is in the garden
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Bram
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quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
or simple, get a mate round offer him beer as payment get him to wait in the gardedn silently rill it arrives and twat it with a spade
You've obviously not seen how fast these things move, they're clever animals!
As mentioned before, shoot it! 
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All Torque
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Dig a fuck off pit in the lawn, put needles/spikes/blades at the bottom, cover it with leaves and twigs, Fox falls in, Bury the bastid, job done, have a beer 
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Lynny
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Originally posted by Nath
That fox wants dealing with before I come up. 4-5 am everyday?
sod the fact that im not sleeping, long as you get some? 
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
quote:
Originally posted by Nath
That fox wants dealing with before I come up. 4-5 am everyday?
sod the fact that im not sleeping, long as you get some?
I need my sleep.
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Lynny
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dont want the animal hurt/dead! its only a baby fox, just an annoying baby fox
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Lynny
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Originally posted by Nath
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi
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Originally posted by Nath
That fox wants dealing with before I come up. 4-5 am everyday?
sod the fact that im not sleeping, long as you get some?
I need my sleep.
as do i!
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Ry_B
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Originally posted by jake
put a load of chickens in the garden.
and that will help scare a fox away how??
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All Torque
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Get a catapult, cover that with leaves and some baite, fox treads on it, gets flung 3 miles to some other poor bastid's house, job done, have a beer
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mav
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i thought after looking at the title this thread was goign to be about corsash
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Jake
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block up the entrace to the garden?!
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Lynny
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block up the entrace to the garden?!
it climbs fences....
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Jake
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put some non drying paint and a warning sign up. Should make it think twice
[Edited on 01-06-2006 by jake]
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All Torque
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Originally posted by jake
block up the entrace to the garden?!
it climbs fences....
Ok i'll be serious now, cant you grease the fence or put something at the top (bad smelling repellent) 
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Lynny
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put some non drying paint and a warning sign up. Should make it think twice
[Edited on 01-06-2006 by jake]
wish id thought of that, we have clever sign-readin foxes here
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by lynny_sxi
i dont want to kill it 
Why not Lynn?
They are vermin, they are a plague on the suburbs.
I want a nice Webley with a scope sight and maybe some claymore mines to deal with our fox problem. 
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Adam-D
or simple, get a mate round offer him beer as payment get him to wait in the gardedn silently rill it arrives and twat it with a spade
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by All Torque
Get a catapult, cover that with leaves and some baite, fox treads on it, gets flung 3 miles to some other poor bastid's house, job done, have a beer
I'm liking the 'have a beer' motif that is cropping up in your posts Pete. 
Keep up the good work sir.
I feel this may become your catch phrase with careful nurturing.
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