Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
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A Scouser walks into the jobcentre, marches straight up to the
> counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing dole. I'd
> really rather have a job."
> The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
> excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
> wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac
> daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll
> supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
> provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday
> trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided
> a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is
> $200,000 a year."
> The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
> The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
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