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SteveW
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24th May 06 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.



Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

*And the best for last!*

Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
--Dave--
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24th May 06 at 12:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
corb
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24th May 06 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

excellent
Angie
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24th May 06 at 12:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Someone once came up to me and said "I bet you a pound I can make your boobs wobble without touching them". I was like go on then, so he wobbled my boobs and gave me a pound

Tom
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24th May 06 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I think i've tried that mirror in pants one
Tom
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24th May 06 at 12:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Angie
Someone once came up to me and said "I bet you a pound I can make your boobs wobble without touching them". I was like go on then, so he wobbled my boobs and gave me a pound



I bet you a pound....oh you've already heard that one
Ry_B
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24th May 06 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lol not bad

 
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