lanky
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Registered: 2nd May 06
Location: Cambs Car: Clio mk1 1.4 RT
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Any body got any?
i'll kick us of with one
at 16 you can have sex but you can't watch it
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myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
Location: High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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your alowed to piss on the hard shoulder if you have one hand on your vehicle and do your business over the back tyre.
apparently
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tom_simes
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Organiser: South Wales
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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was told in a sex education class in Secondary school that anal sex is illegal unless you are over 18, meaning that homosexual men must stay virgins until then!
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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Can't find the exact law but isn't there one about it being legal to kill a scotsman inside the walls of york on a full moon/new years eve with a cross bow ???
Sure there's something like that....Weird
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Chris E
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Birmingham
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Up until the age of 18, your allowed practice your archery for 2 hours a day...........or so they say 
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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A Police officer must place thier coat over a puddle if you request them to do so to prevent your shoes getting wet.
Not a contradiction, but an interesting law.
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Jules S
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Registered: 24th Dec 03
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IIRC you really dont want to be videoing you missus *ahem* 'in any sort of ACT' if they are under 18
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Coblet
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Registered: 26th Jun 04
Location: Camberley, Surrey
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules S
IIRC you really dont want to be videoing you missus *ahem* 'in any sort of ACT' if they are under 18
*deletes files*
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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http://www.dumblaws.com/ click International then United Kingdom
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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something to do with being able to kill a welshman iwth a bow and arrow from the top of hereford cathedral, never really wanted to try it out though 
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Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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Something like that in chester....
You can shoot a welshman from the roman walls with a crossbow legally... Wouldnt be apposed to trying it
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Doug
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"You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight."
So this must only apply to chester as its the only city left with complete roman walls?
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abdus
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Registered: 23rd Feb 06
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It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
[Edited on 18-05-2006 by abdus]
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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quote:
Originally posted by myke
your alowed to piss on the hard shoulder if you have one hand on your vehicle and do your business over the back tyre.
apparently
But you can't stop on the hard shoulder to have the piss unless you have a puncture or have broken down.
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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an email i got yesterday
Proof That the World is Nuts!
1.. In the Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
2.. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!")
5. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let s just think about this one for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.) OR YEEWWWH!!
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
10. In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Well... not as great as Guam!)
11. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
12. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
13. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of .. ?) (Did the government pay for this research?)
14. Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
15. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
16. Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
And, the best for last...
Turtles can breathe through their backsides.
(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning.)
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