Munchie
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Registered: 17th Jul 01
Location: I swap goats for mobile phones
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A letter to mum
>
>A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the
>bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
>envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was
>simply addressed
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>"mum"......
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>with the worst premonition she opened the envelope and read the
>letter with trembling hands:
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>Dear Mum,
>
>It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to
>elope with my new boyfriend, John because I wanted to avoid a scene
>with dad and you.
>
>I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice and even
>though he is 54, divorced (I think) and on parole, and also with all
>his body piercing, tattoos, beard, and motorcycle clothes I love
>him as I have loved no other.
>
>But it's not only the passion mum, I'm pregnant and John said that
>he will take care of me and we will be very happy. He already
>nearly owns a caravan on the outskirts of Wagga Wagga and has a
>stack of firewood to see us through the whole of winter. He wants
>to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams
>too.
>
>John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll
>be growing it for us and also for trading it with his friends for
>all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
>
>In the meantime I ask that you pray that science will find a cure
>for aids so John can get better; he sure deserves it now with his
>first baby to me on the way.
>
>Don't worry mum, I'm nearly 15 years old now and I know how to take
>care of myself.
>
>Some day we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
>grandchildren.
>
>Your daughter, Nikki
>
>
>P.S. None of the above is true. I'm next door. I just wanted to
>remind
>you that there are worse things in life than my report card which is
>in my
>desk drawer.
>
>I love you.....please call me when it is safe for me to come home
>xxx
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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pmsl!!! 
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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Claire... you dog looks like it is ready to take a poo 
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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thats great
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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thats not real....
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
Claire... you dog looks like it is ready to take a poo
no, hes just tired lol, yeah mayb it doesnt help with the fact he has a docked tail
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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ROFLAO love it
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SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
Claire... you dog looks like it is ready to take a poo
no, hes just tired lol, yeah mayb it doesnt help with the fact he has a docked tail
I thought it was taking a shit 
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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hehe it does look like it don it
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SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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Yup, is it your dog claire?
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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yes he's mine
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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might need to try a letter like that myself soon
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