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dirtydan
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Registered: 3rd Sep 03
Location: Canvey, Essex Drives : Corsa Sport
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2nd Dec 05 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I walked into a public toilet at the services on the M1 today where
I found two cubicles. One was already occupied so I entered the
other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

Suddenly, a voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate,
how you doing?"

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied
"Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what you up to
mate?"

Again I answered, although somewhat reluctantly - unsure what to
say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo How about
yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time....

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in
the loo next to me answering everything I say."

Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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2nd Dec 05 at 19:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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Rob_Corsa
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
Location: Derbyshire
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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Simon
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Registered: 24th Apr 03
Location: Oxfordshire
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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5th May 06 at 08:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i get it
SXi_Tim
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Registered: 11th Mar 03
Location: South Yorkshire Drives: RS3, LET B
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Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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1 SCR
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Registered: 18th Apr 06
Location: Aberdeen
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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5th May 06 at 08:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao!!!
Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
Location: Edinburgh Drives: Mk3 Golf Gti
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5th May 06 at 08:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
aww man that soo funy
Andy GSi
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Registered: 24th Mar 02
Location: Shropshire, Drives 2.0l 16v Corsa
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5th May 06 at 08:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Shaun2005
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Registered: 25th Jan 05
Location: Scotland
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5th May 06 at 09:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMFAO thats brilliant mate. Love it.
Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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