gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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i want to have sex with my best friend. she's a girl and so am i.
DO IT 
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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OMFG  so true
I'm going to ruin this for a lot of guys, but I need to confess something to the girls out there.
You know how sometimes you let us finish on your face or in your mouth? Okay and you know how sometimes we accidentally get some in your eye(s)?
Yeah that's not an accident. Guys do that because we think it's fucking hilarious. Seriously it's like the greatest thing in the world. If you've ever had a guy do that and not burst into laughter that is a man with terrific self-control.
Second to nutting in your eyes we also like to get it up your nose. So really our ideal shot on your face would be one that went partially up your nose and then the rest of it in your eye(s).
I'm laughing right now just thinking about it. Haha it's so fucking great when that happens. Thanks, ladies.
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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douse
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Registered: 27th Aug 05
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i used to post at this msg bored called dluv untill i found out they were all glowstick pill eating faggots
i gave to em all up the ass
IM A GIVER NOT A TAKER
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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pmsl
my mrs wont let me finish on her face 
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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I make up words and put them in confessions just so I can search for them more easily to see if they actually appear on this site.
Fecking trousergophers.
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douse
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Registered: 27th Aug 05
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I met a lady in a chatroom and we had sex she told me not to cum in her I did it anyway I don't feel guilty about it. I'm married
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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i cant fins the one i posted ages ago
was about all cs prem mebers liking the sausage dry 10 grit styly. iwas not a prem back then and was jeasloue lol
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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I really want to have sex with my cousin. I don't exactly buy the incest thing for cousins. Both of us are of age, so it's not like it matters.
Of course, we probably never will because of the social stigma, and of course, the family would freak if it got out.
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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i want to have sex with my sister. i think about incest all the time (the only bad part about it is the potential for genetic oopsies--we all had to be inbred somewhere along the line), and i really wish that some of my family members were more attractive so i could at least not feel bad for wanting to snog average people.
freak
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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FPMSL jase, awesome find! i would like to add, some in the hair is equally as funny!
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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oh dear more freaks
i remember once when i was 15 or so, i inserted a screw driver up my anus. It felt good. I've been doing it ever since. My wife doesn't know, she'd think i was a freak, am i a social outcast?
and thsi one is sick:
I was feeling horny one day, so i went to the fridge and found a chicken in the deep freeze. I inserted my penis into the backside of the chicken and screwed it till i ejaculated through its neck. I kinda feel bad that i put the chicken back and let my sister cook it for dinner the following night.
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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@ the chicken one
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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I like to eat my own spunk after I masturbate. I eat my own boogers too.
i will annoy u all soon, just keep finding sick things
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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dilod ones now:
i own a dildo and i masturbate at at night on the bottom bunk while my sister sleeps at the top bunk
tried to masturbate with my mom's dildo once. It was too big.
When I was 15 and too scared to have sex I turned a chair upsidedownand sterilized the leg and then used the chairleg as a dildo. I put lots of vaseline on it but it didn't feel very good cuz it was wooden.
I told my girlfriend to shove a dildo up my pooper during sex
One time my brother pissed me off real bad so when he was sleeping, I stuck my mom's dildo in his mouth and woke him up...
I use my girlfriends dildo up my bum to get myself off. It is very large
i am a lesbian and i wanna practice on a dildo
i lost my virginity to a pink, battery operated dildo during my freshman year of college
my brother went to europe and he brought me back a dildo. What is with that? Im a male!
and finally pmsl
when i was 13 i was confused about my sexuality, i found myself wearing my mums clothes and one day i found her 10" dildo so decided to see what being gay was like, after a few tries to insert it, it popped up, after a few moments i realised it had got stuck, as you can imagine a visit to the hospitial followed and the embarrasement to go with it.
i didnt do gay again
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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FPMSL at the last one
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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i actually love this site
When my famly was on vacation in Augest, I had a dream that I ate my naked 12 yr old sister's pussy out on her bed (the bed she was sleeping on at the cottage) and she came all over my face. And I loved it. When I woke up from it, I had to grit my teeth and hold onto the couch I was on for dear life so I wouldn't sneak into her room and actually do it. I'm such a pedophile... *sigh*
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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thats fucking wrong
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douse
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Registered: 27th Aug 05
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Some people need help!
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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this is worse 
I dated a shemale and liked it
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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pmsl
I shared a flat with 8 guys at univ but they kept using up all the milk that I purchased, day after day after day.
so then i started to wank into the milk- which they drank.
did this for 8 months then I told them..it was great.
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abdus
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Registered: 23rd Feb 06
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^^^
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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this reminds me of many ppl on here especially silly noobs
I like to go on websites and argue with anyone and everything because it makes me feel better about myself. I lie to people about ATVs or trucks i want to buy, and even lame-ass civics that i supposedly own. I know in my heart i look like friggin skeletor, but i act like a total ethug all the time. i am a sad, lonely man who has never had sex...i only have honda web boards to entertain me.
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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come on who was it
i tried to rape another boy in junior high because i thought he was gay and i thought that's the only way that gay people had sex
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N90ATH
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
Location: Boreham, Essex
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tails took me dogging one night - i enjoyed it until he masturbated on my windscreen
to all u cupra owners:
seat leons are too small for top quality dogging
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