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Author Joke.... Blonde's
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20th Apr 06 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What happened when the Blonde got a driving license?.?.?.?

Carnage!

Fucking Women second blonde to cause a car accident that i've been in......
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Explain what happened!
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need a drawing in paint to illustrate everything
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car in front turned left into the junction off the main road..... i was going stright ahead and before my eyes appeared this Audi.... i was like WTF slammed the brakes on but was too late
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drawing will come with time, for now i'm off to get beer to calm down
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So Audi pulled out when the car in front of you turned left? So in effect they never saw you and just went?
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yep.
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I would'nt worry too much about it, I think the photo's show who's in the wrong!
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oh, i understand now

you were drivig along the main road, car in front of you turned down the side street, and at the exact same time, blondie pulled out of side street and KABLAMMO!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
drawing will come with time, for now i'm off to get beer to calm down


I had this yesterday at lakeside soneone reversed out without looking and then tried to blame me...faggots

At least the cars not as bad as the first one Still I would be
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just well pissed off, had a couple of beers now andgoing to look at some porn to cheer me up!

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I had that same accident with a woman. The difference is that I hit her on the front mudguard .. now she says that I was coming from another road. Going to court soon.
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Well i'm lucky that i took pictures that pretty much prove that she was in the wrong........ although i know i'm going to have problems
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shes got a personal plate so you will always be able to track her down! even if she gets another car
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Audi drivers





unlucky
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i'm blonde and have not gone into any one.

[Edited on 21-04-2006 by vauxcorsagirl]
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still waiting on the drawing!
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quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
i'm blonde and have not gone into any one.

[Edited on 21-04-2006 by vauxcorsagirl]


In your case though by the sounds of it, theres a lot of people 'going into you'
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quote:
Originally posted by myke
Audi drivers


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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
quote:
Originally posted by vauxcorsagirl
i'm blonde and have not gone into any one.

[Edited on 21-04-2006 by vauxcorsagirl]


In your case though by the sounds of it, theres a lot of people 'going into you'


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more reason to take it off the road and get it sorted tony
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wheres the drawing toneh

 
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