Gaz F
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Registered: 19th Feb 06
Location: South Belfast
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A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied,
"Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the
house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied,
"Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat,
are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother! and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days then went back to his dad.
His father asked him,
"Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied,
"Yes..potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars..............
but realistically,......
we're living with two sl*ts and a qu*er"
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04
potentially this was a gd joke, realistically its a repost as old as the hills
Thats funnier than the joke 
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