matt10i
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Originally posted by Pablo
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xmas special with the blind date. immense 
It was a good ending with Tim and Dawn tho
yeh always gunna happen. 
omg!!!!!!! my fave /funniest bit
david: "well that was a waste of an hour"
girl: "so uve only been speakin to me so u can shag me"
d: "yeh, and from behind coz ur breath tastes of onions and i didnt tell u that did i!!"
*g slaps d
finchy: "rey one up the bum no harm done"
d: "no not up the arse"
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matt10i
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Originally posted by gianluigi
"I had mental images of you...naked...on all fours, litterally being done 'doggy style'"
"David!!"
gareth: "oo i dunna jennifer ive got this magazine and i cud show one thats this big"
jennifer: "cud u??"
g: "well in havent got it with me but next time ur in"
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
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“In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.”
“Yeah, that’d happen.”
“Well, if he doesn’t, report him.”
“Yeah, I’ll report him while I’m walking home.”
“Get a taxi, if you’ve got enough stamps.”
“or cash ‘em in at the Post Office.”
“Shouldn’t have to. Shouldn’t have to.”
David, Tim, Gareth and Dawn (Series 1 Episode 4)
what a website
http://homepage.mac.com/elliottday/theoffice/quotes1.html
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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“I live with my parents.”
“Cherish them. Both of mine are dead. Well, my dad’s not dead, but in a home, so good as.”
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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I dont mind u using my saysing.....
“What ones are your that I use?”
“Same shit, different day, that’s mine. Exsqueeze me, instead of excuse me.”
“Wankyou very much.”
“Yeah, I invented that.”
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matt10i
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"dont assume it makes an ass out of u and me"
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
Location: Cheshire
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“Boring isn’t it? Just staying in, watching Peak Practice with your life.”
“mmm, yeah.”
“Not for me. I like it.”
“Yeah, I just stayed in, had a big wank”
Keith and Tim (Series 1 Episode 5)
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Ben J
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Registered: 31st Jan 05
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“So there I am, back of the cab, both of them got their laughing gear round my old single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle, yeah-”
“ha, his knob.”
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matt10i
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Originally posted by bjackso2x
“So there I am, back of the cab, both of them got their laughing gear round my old single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle, yeah-”
“ha, his knob.”
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gianluigi
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quiz episode
*after the quiz, finchy is moaning at the bar about losing*
David- "banter"
Finch- "no, its not banter"
David- "it's not banter  "
i just thought about that bit now i got the giggles
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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Hes just annoying but so funny cos its not u he is annoying
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
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cleaner to tim...
"god, you're in early, what you do, piss the bed?"
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Cybermonkey
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christmas special:
brent to fat lady outside xmas party
"sorry, i thought you were my blind date"
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Cybermonkey
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Tim to office woman in lunch room
"so what do you like about men?"
"i like blacks..."
and she sitting next to the darkest black guy in the office who she has a crush on
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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Originally posted by Cybermonkey
cleaner to tim...
"god, you're in early, what you do, piss the bed?"
It was his bday one, and she said shit the bed 
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
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Originally posted by gianluigi
“In fact, a postage stamp is legal tender. A bus driver would have to accept that as currency.”
“Yeah, that’d happen.”
“Well, if he doesn’t, report him.”
“Yeah, I’ll report him while I’m walking home.”
“Get a taxi, if you’ve got enough stamps.”
“or cash ‘em in at the Post Office.”
“Shouldn’t have to. Shouldn’t have to.”
David, Tim, Gareth and Dawn (Series 1 Episode 4)
This is another good one
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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“Gareth, quick test exercise, ultimate fantasy?”
“hmm?”
“We’re just doing the ultimate fantasy, we’re all doing it.”
“Two lesbians probably, sisters. I’m just watching.”
“oh, um, Tim? Do you have one?”
“I’d never thought I’d have to say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?”
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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“The thing is though, no-one’s dispensable in my book, because we’re like one big organism, one big animal. The guys upstairs on the phones, they’re like the mouth. The guys down here, the hands.”
“And what part are you?”
“Good question. Probably the humour.”
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Pablo
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Brent whilst showing how easy it is to find porn on the internet:
“ ‘Dutch girls must be punished for having big boobs.’ Now you do not punish someone, Dutch or otherwise for having big boobs.”
“If anything they should be rewarded.”
“They should be equal.”
“Women are equal.”
“I’ve always said that.”
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Baz-Zico
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Registered: 15th Jan 03
Location: Glasgow, Renfrewshire
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got to be chasers, "pint there of"
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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“If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?”
“You’re thinking how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro.”
“No.”
“You’re thinking if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes.”
“No. And you can’t”
“What are you thinking Gareth?”
“I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.”
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
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“In this room, I have special-”
“Needs?”
“No, I am a special-”
“Needs child?”
“No. And that’s not even funny.”
Ok I'll stop now
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