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3CorsaMeal
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15th Mar 06 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
must be two grannys skirt coloured scoobys about
Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I know it's tarring people with the same brush and I realise there are exceptions, but the list should be as follows:

In their own league: Audi A3 drivers - All tossers, not come accross an owner without his head up his ass yet



Was looking to get an A3 in the summer as insurance wasn't too bad
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
must be two grannys skirt coloured scoobys about


Ive never seen any grannies with peppermint green metallic skirts
3CorsaMeal
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
must be two grannys skirt coloured scoobys about


Ive never seen any grannies with peppermint green metallic skirts


your missing out then

wanna get yourself to the old peoples home on a friday night
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Any flip paint electric wheelchairs kicking about
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a few of the west side folk have them, east side is kicking back with hydraulic zimmer-frames tho
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aaah dont have those bad boys up here yet, couple those old school euro style chair lifts......slammed to the ground, big cog conversion etc
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saw one gran walk thru a big puddle at speed and ripped one of her side skirts off,

pleats and everything...................gone
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My granny could beat your granny...
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Nursing home to the Gala bingo in 7.5 seconds!!
SVM 286
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i want a ferry horn now


Good idea.

Check out Hornblasters.com 3CM.

I want one of their kits.

They ship to the UK too.

I will be going for one next year, possibly even later this year.

Lot of money, but Christ, what a laugh.
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15th Mar 06 at 19:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
But u have to have that HUGE tank in your boot to power the fuckers
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Add Bmw drivers (you do get the odd exception). I reckon these people have some sort of points system going on based on how close they can sit on peoples bumpers. They also appear to be incapable of using an indicator and believe that most dual carrigeways/motorways have a Bmw lane on the outside that is not subject to the usual concept of travelling faster than the other traffic.

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ive had bad experiances with:

crapper old feistas: got rear ended and he drove off which is costing me £250 and even with a reg and witness the police dont seem to want to know

Civic type-R's seen to think that they need to prove that their car is better all time dam having a 1.2


rep mobils in genral come up behind you flash, you go to move over and by the time you have their undertaking and swearing at you cause your going to hit em

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[Edited on 15-03-2006 by gavin18787]

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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But u have to have that HUGE tank in your boot to power the fuckers


Yeah

But i've got an old E class Mercedes that has a boot that sleeps twelve.

So, Loco horn here I come.
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
But u have to have that HUGE tank in your boot to power the fuckers


Yeah

But i've got an old E class Mercedes that has a boot that sleeps twelve.

So, Loco horn here I come.


i hope you have a video camera
SVM 286
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I do indeed Brett.

It will be bloody months before I can do this, as I have no work at the moment and they will be dear, even in Stirling by the time i've paid shipment fees and import duty.

Plus, it will take me a while to fit them because I refuse to rush and cut corners, and do everything to the highest standard I can.

But it will be done I promise you faithfully, and I will ask JR if he can host the vid for me when it happens.

Only thing i'm worried about is trumpet location.

I don't think my car has the sort of cavity those yank tanks have in front of the engine.

Maybe roof mounted, eh.

[Edited on 16-03-2006 by SVM 286]
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them new mini drivers are right arse holes
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forgot about ctr drivers, some of the worst as are mx5 drivers

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