Nick A
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Registered: 28th Nov 04
Location: Hertfordshire
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A man had two great tickets for the FA Cup final. As he sits down,
another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next
to
him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible!" said the
man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA
cup
final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?" He
says,
"well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come
with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't
been together since we got married". "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that.
That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or
relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his
head... "No. They're all at the funeral".
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