CorsAsh
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Sam
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Rus
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Shane
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Liam
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Russ
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old as the inet..
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Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Christmas: the only time you'll catch your cat (or indeed me!) wearing a hat. Unless he's gay - gay cats wear hats all year round.
Cat o'nine FACTS.
There are cat people and there are dog people. Dog people are stupid, like their pets; but cat people aren’t. Even so there are many misnomers about our feline friends. So let’s ‘paws’ for thought as we brush up on our fantastic CAT FACTS. Are you ready for the pussy action?
IT"S A FACT!
Cats can actually smell colours. Boffins working at Duluxe and Katkins have found this to be true. When asked, 7/10 cats said they preferred mauve.
IT"S A FACT!
Some cats in the world are very big. Lions live in Africa and tigers, who speak Indian. They were used in big games at the turn of the century like giant Ludo. There are small cats too; they’re called kittens.
DID YOU KNOW?
Cats aren’t clever. They’re sly.
Christmas: the only time you'll catch your cat (or indeed me!) wearing a hat. Unless he's gay - gay cats wear hats all year round.
IT'S A FACT!
You will never see a cat wearing a hat; except at Christmas.
DID YOU KNOW?
If you cut a cat's whiskers off, he doesn’t know who he is.
DID YOU KNOW?
Ted Danson owns 2 cats, called Biggins and Daisy.
IT'S A FACT!
Pitt the Younger was born with a cat’s tail, which he kept tucked in his breeches when speaking to Parliament.
DID YOU KNOW?
Cat meat is illegal in most of the UK, save the Isle of Wight where it is still considered a delicacy.
IT'S A FACT!
Another name for your pussy is a vagina.
...and that's all TRUE!
Lots of love,
Jamie.
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Kathryn W
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Nasty but funny 
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ClaireF
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Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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ouch
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Charlene
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Location: Darlington
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Poor cat getting a big screw up its arse!
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Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Poor cat getting a big screw up its arse!
you didnt mind it yourself 
[Edited on 26-02-2006 by Cybermonkey]
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jonnysri
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