Edd
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train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."
St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water....... I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her arse in it."

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mwg
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PMSL
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gianluigi
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Jambo
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a_j_mair
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Nick A
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I like that One
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chris-sri
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Thats quality
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mark_gsi
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mint
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Cosmo
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thats getting sent to my GF seems she was a catholic school girl
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Liam
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quality
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stuartmitchell
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Anyone else found that catholic chicks are more dirty than regular birds?
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
Anyone else found that catholic chicks are more dirty than regular birds?
they have it in them, depends if they had a strict catholic upbringing then suddenly reach 15/16 a rebel against it.
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gianluigi
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I went to a Catholic high school
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ClaireF
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stuartmitchell
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quote: Originally posted by Cosmo
quote: Originally posted by stuartmitchell
Anyone else found that catholic chicks are more dirty than regular birds?
they have it in them, depends if they had a strict catholic upbringing then suddenly reach 15/16 a rebel against it.
defo the rebelious ones who don't beleieve in contraception, their ace
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gianluigi
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Catholic girls are OK. Country girls who live on farms miles away from the town are the best
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drax
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catholic girls are dirty
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Jason Iles
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quote: Originally posted by gianluigi
Catholic girls are OK. Country girls who live on farms miles away from the town are the best
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gianluigi
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quote: Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote: Originally posted by gianluigi
Catholic girls are OK. Country girls who live on farms miles away from the town are the best
try it
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K2 GTi
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pics
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shawboy
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pmsl
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Charlene
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Thats a good one
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langey
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quote: Originally posted by drax
catholic girls are dirty

thinking about it, thats sooo true
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