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ryansss
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True story about what my mate did for valentines day.

On the way back from work yesterday evening he decided he should get his other half a card. He went to his local corner shop but they had no cards so he buys a £2.95 box of roses. Gets in the car emptys the box out and puts 12 into the box. Gets in hands over the box saying "Well you said you wanted 12 roses". Even better he eats the ones he didnt put in the box making sure he only gave her the 12 he didnt like PML
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MatthewR
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Thats class
ryzer
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total legend
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ryansss
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She didnt see the funny side. I'd like to try it myself for a laugh, but I'm just not brave enough
Tom
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Thats sooooo good
Kerry
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see i would find that funny but then im easy going like that
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Andrew
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fpmsl
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shame she never found it funny lol
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Charlene
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Thats quite a good joke to do, shame she didnt have a sense of humour
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pmsl thats brilliant!
Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Thats quite a good joke to do, shame she didnt have a sense of humour


Women are nuts though, you never know how to take them
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Thats quite a good joke to do, shame she didnt have a sense of humour


Women are nuts though, you never know how to take them



its a bastid isnt it ! some nights u want it this way and some the other

pink or brown
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Carl
quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
quote:
Originally posted by Charlene
Thats quite a good joke to do, shame she didnt have a sense of humour


Women are nuts though, you never know how to take them



its a bastid isnt it ! some nights u want it this way and some the other

pink or brown


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tbh i thought that was a bit shite

 
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