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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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9th Feb 06 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

This might be a repost

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



loo_goblin
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Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
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9th Feb 06 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

good but not a classic
Mather.16v
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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9th Feb 06 at 17:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

v gd

going round the office now
Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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9th Feb 06 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lmfao thats good

 
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