leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>> A little story to lift your spirits......
>>
>>
>> British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously
gay
>> flight
>> attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
them
>> food and drinks.
>> As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle
and
>> announced to the passengers: "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce
>> that
>> he'll be
>> landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could
just
>> put
>> up your trays, that would be super."
>> On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed
rather
>> exotic
>> looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
>> "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said,
"I
>> asked
>> you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
>> ground."
>> She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
>> Princess.
>> I take orders from no one."
>> To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well
>> sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
>> Tray-up bitch!!!"
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