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Rileysport

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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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7th Feb 06 at 08:24

Right it seems ive pished someone off. Last night i'm sat watching telly as you do, when an egg hits the livingroom window. So naturally i go out to investigate... when i get to the door theres some twit spouting off in the darkness (i can't see him) "come on then you ginger cunt, and bring me my egg back aswell". I put this down to a random act of sillyness and clean my house off. 10 minutes later... splat, another egg... at this point i lose my temper and head for the air rifle, dust off the old and rather limited night vision scope and bolt it on.

Now sniper stylee i head upstairs to the bedroom... all the lights off rifle poised, scope switched on... waiting. Over the road i see some twat in his back garden just stood there, so i tell the missus to just open the front door, this guy then starts spouting "haaha you haven't got a fucking clue have you". So i shout from the bedroom window "what you at (quoted his address), throwing eggs at my house and car" he ran back inside. A quick phone call to the police later and we have a result

Apperently i woke him up yesterday morning with the car... why not just tell me, i'm approachable? I'dve appologised and ammended my cold starting technique

The world today... anyway verdict is:

I'd forgotten how cool night vision is

Rant, and story over

Edd

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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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7th Feb 06 at 08:27

i would have shot him in balls just for fun

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 08:28

quote:
Originally posted by Edd
i would have shot him in balls just for fun

i had no ammo

morpheus22

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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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7th Feb 06 at 08:33

2.2 calibre riffle?

Edd

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7th Feb 06 at 08:33

ffs such an amatuer mistake your weapon should always be locked and loaded and ready to roll

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 08:35

quote:
Originally posted by morpheus22
2.2 calibre riffle?

well a silenced .22 calibre yesh

morpheus22

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Location: sheffield
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7th Feb 06 at 08:37

lol good lad i need a night scope been alot of cars been broken into on my estate

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 08:40

Night vision = cool

not bad for a mahoosive old gen 2 scope

Rob B

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Registered: 8th Jan 04
Location: Area Motorsport Drives: Race EP3
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7th Feb 06 at 09:34

HaHa ace, i had a problem with mine at cold start

had to have a silencer welded in , in the end

Adam-D

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7th Feb 06 at 09:56

i agree
get some ammo and shoot the fucker

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 10:07

Off round the "sports shop" after work... then its lock and load

Ally

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7th Feb 06 at 10:10

Your not rambo ya know

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 10:13

I am

Siberia

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7th Feb 06 at 10:20

a feck i thought you shot the fcuker... that would have been majorly funny

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 10:23

I did just enough to assert my authority, far better than actually shooting the bugger was him knowing i could, at anytime shoot him if i wanted... thats how you keep people in line that is

Edd

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7th Feb 06 at 10:26

what if he comes back and shoots you?

Edd

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7th Feb 06 at 10:27

i can see it now two sandbag pits either side of the road

just call on your CS army reserves if you need back up

Matt H

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7th Feb 06 at 10:27

Buy a shotgun

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 10:29

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Buy a shotgun

already am licenced for and have one.... if i so much as got it outta the cabinet and showed it in the road, shit would hit the fan. Air rifle is more err subtle

Carl

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7th Feb 06 at 10:30

would have been funnier if you could have kept quiet but just picked him off!

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 10:41

quote:
Originally posted by Carl
would have been funnier if you could have kept quiet but just picked him off!

don't really want to escalate the problem. M.A.D is good enough for me

myke

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7th Feb 06 at 13:23

i think you did the right thing.
you'd of probably los your shotgun license if he'd of grassed about being shot with the air rifle and the police had of come round to investigate.

Rileysport

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7th Feb 06 at 13:32

yeah... shooting someone with an air rifle is still a firearms offence afaik

Kyle T

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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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7th Feb 06 at 13:39

quote:
Originally posted by SRi-Co
Right it seems ive pished someone off. Last night i'm sat watching telly as you do, when an egg hits the livingroom window. So naturally i go out to investigate... when i get to the door theres some twit spouting off in the darkness (i can't see him) "come on then you ginger cunt, and bring me my egg back aswell". I put this down to a random act of sillyness and clean my house off. 10 minutes later... splat, another egg... at this point i lose my temper and head for the air rifle, dust off the old and rather limited night vision scope and bolt it on.

Now sniper stylee i head upstairs to the bedroom... all the lights off rifle poised, scope switched on... waiting. Over the road i see some twat in his back garden just stood there, so i tell the missus to just open the front door, this guy then starts spouting "haaha you haven't got a fucking clue have you". So i shout from the bedroom window "what you at (quoted his address), throwing eggs at my house and car" he ran back inside. A quick phone call to the police later and we have a result

Apperently i woke him up yesterday morning with the car... why not just tell me, i'm approachable? I'dve appologised and ammended my cold starting technique

The world today... anyway verdict is:

I'd forgotten how cool night vision is

Rant, and story over

You Legend

At the next Yorkshire meet, ill bring you some ammo

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Rileysport

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Registered: 18th Jun 04
Location: West Yorkshire
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7th Feb 06 at 13:41

quote:
Originally posted by Kyle T

quote:
Originally posted by SRi-Co
Right it seems ive pished someone off. Last night i'm sat watching telly as you do, when an egg hits the livingroom window. So naturally i go out to investigate... when i get to the door theres some twit spouting off in the darkness (i can't see him) "come on then you ginger cunt, and bring me my egg back aswell". I put this down to a random act of sillyness and clean my house off. 10 minutes later... splat, another egg... at this point i lose my temper and head for the air rifle, dust off the old and rather limited night vision scope and bolt it on.

Now sniper stylee i head upstairs to the bedroom... all the lights off rifle poised, scope switched on... waiting. Over the road i see some twat in his back garden just stood there, so i tell the missus to just open the front door, this guy then starts spouting "haaha you haven't got a fucking clue have you". So i shout from the bedroom window "what you at (quoted his address), throwing eggs at my house and car" he ran back inside. A quick phone call to the police later and we have a result

Apperently i woke him up yesterday morning with the car... why not just tell me, i'm approachable? I'dve appologised and ammended my cold starting technique

The world today... anyway verdict is:

I'd forgotten how cool night vision is

Rant, and story over

You Legend

At the next Yorkshire meet, ill bring you some ammo

cheers fella

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